pizza:

fishingboatproceeds:

pizza:

did u guys see me at the oscars

You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.

Thanks, John. I love you too.

(via tyleroakley)

bulululu:

emilinipumpkinpie:

Ellen is the Queen of the World

HOW THE FUCK COULD SOMEONE NOT LOVE ELLEN? SHE IS THE BEST PERSON IN THIS FUCKING WORLD ILY ELLEN

(via liquifiedswag)

Timestamp: 1397033674

bulululu:

emilinipumpkinpie:

Ellen is the Queen of the World

HOW THE FUCK COULD SOMEONE NOT LOVE ELLEN? SHE IS THE BEST PERSON IN THIS FUCKING WORLD ILY ELLEN

(via liquifiedswag)

"I wish I could be more."

Six Word Story (via girlsjunk)

(Source: readandburn, via rayk808)

(Source: cannibalbat, via xojel)

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.

assholes-and-elbowss:

jaredsgirl86:

0pal-heart:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

image

Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.

3,969.865

image

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via itsmagconfanuniverse)

happiness-is-just-a-lol-away:

Best of tumblr

(via cmeea)

lalondes:

imagine a high school romance movie about a girl who works her ass off to play on the football team and eventually becomes the quarterback and she dates one of the cheerleaders

(via cmeea)

reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

(via jessawashere)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via jessawashere)

(Source: demon-of-light, via cmeea)

teaat12:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.

(Source: somewhat-tempestuous, via cmeea)

Timestamp: 1396941350

teaat12:

I kind want this on a tee shirt.

(Source: somewhat-tempestuous, via cmeea)

glowcloud:

"gay ppl cant have kids"

  1. trans people exist (aka there are gay couples who can reproduce via intercourse)
  2. sperm donors
  3. surrogacy
  4. adoption
  5. further advances in stem cell research are making it possible to turn bone marrow into a sperm substitute, among other things
  6. dont talk to me dont talk to yourself dont talk ever again

(via cmeea)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(via cmeea)

(Source: maxeth, via cmeea)

Timestamp: 1396941307

(Source: maxeth, via cmeea)

niccoolleeyy:

My thinking spot

(via jason-trias)

Timestamp: 1396858158

niccoolleeyy:

My thinking spot

(via jason-trias)