did u guys see me at the oscars
You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.
Thanks, John. I love you too.
Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here.
imagine a high school romance movie about a girl who works her ass off to play on the football team and eventually becomes the quarterback and she dates one of the cheerleaders
I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.
"gay ppl cant have kids"
- trans people exist (aka there are gay couples who can reproduce via intercourse)
- sperm donors
- further advances in stem cell research are making it possible to turn bone marrow into a sperm substitute, among other things
- dont talk to me dont talk to yourself dont talk ever again
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING